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11.06.2025 06:26
Everyone loved it.
Freaks and Cheeks
So they tried
Still no good.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Catatonics & High Colonics
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Next, they tried...
What are the pros and cons of arranged marriages?
No way
So, the docs changed it to read
Loons and Moons
Nuts and Butts
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good
No, not a chance
What are some things that children used to wait for, but are no longer common in today's society?
Unacceptable again!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Minds and Behinds
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Thumbs down again.
Then came..
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
What type of sex do women prefer, oral, anal, or vaginal?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
share office space ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Why am I always so tired, no matter how much I sleep?
They put up a sign reading
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No go.
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...