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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

11.06.2025 06:26

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Everyone loved it.

Freaks and Cheeks

So they tried

World No. 1 Jannik Sinner ousts Novak Djokovic from Roland Garros to set up title clash with defending champ Carlos Alcaraz - CNN

Still no good.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Julie Bowen Thought She’d Be Replaced By Sydney Sweeney in ‘Happy Gilmore 2’ - The Hollywood Reporter

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Why are liberals so bad at grasping alternative facts? For example, if something doesn’t happen the exact same way Trump described it, liberals dismiss it as false; while conservatives are able to fully understand the underlying principle.

Catatonics & High Colonics

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Next, they tried...

What are the pros and cons of arranged marriages?

No way

So, the docs changed it to read

Loons and Moons

Tour players, a 17-year-old and a dentist among those who qualify for U.S. Open on Golf's Longest Day - NBC Sports

Nuts and Butts

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Report: ‘Bitcoin Family’ Ditches Hardware Wallets for Steel Seeds After Global Crypto Kidnapping Scare - Bitcoin.com News

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Still no good

No, not a chance

What are some things that children used to wait for, but are no longer common in today's society?

Unacceptable again!

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Minds and Behinds

Traders Scour for ‘Elusive’ Catalyst to Push S&P 500 to Record - Bloomberg

Thumbs down again.

Then came..

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

What type of sex do women prefer, oral, anal, or vaginal?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

share office space ...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Why am I always so tired, no matter how much I sleep?

They put up a sign reading

No go.

Musk threatens to decommission a key space station link for NASA - AP News

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

I have been married for 34 years, and I found out my wife lied, and cheated a lot back before we got married. Does she not change, or is it possible she is still a cheater?