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Last Updated: 30.06.2025 07:33
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Next, they tried...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Loons and Moons
So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Just Forget it!
Still no good
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No, not a chance
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Freaks and Cheeks
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good.
So, the docs changed it to read
Thumbs down again.
They put up a sign reading
Why does my ex boyfriend do this?
No go.
Everyone loved it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
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No way
Minds and Behinds
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Then came..
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Nuts and Butts
Hysterias & Posteriors
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Unacceptable again!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
share office space ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.